Trying to get an early night....

As a kid, my best friend, BT, and I dreamed some pretty big dreams. We even named our future conglomerate: JB Enterprise!

Among our MANY sub-talents, we would be chemists. Luckily, we didn’t kill ourselves concocting the numerous potions we pedaled door-to-door to earn cigarette money.

All this flashed to mind as I headed to bed tonight….
Earlier I misted my bedroom with my newest concoction—the chemist in me still lives! It might be my best discovery yet.

I can imitate the smell of Oreos. TRUST me—I am an EXPERT on this subject! The problem lies in NOW trying to go to sleep with this MOST pleasant scent in the air….jh